Wednesday, 13 January 2010

A lesson for all you Pu$$y Hungry

He saw her across the crowded room. His heart skipped so many beats; a paramedic would have pronounced him dead. She was gorgeous. He marvelled at her hourglass figure and oh boy what he could do to her in an hour.

Her beautiful caramel skin glistened under the luminous lights of the club and he wanted to "go go gadget hand", just be able to reach out and touch that skin. So smooth and luxurious looking, almost edible. He salivated at the thought.

Talk about badoinka doink. Her ass was as big and round as the earth, and when she danced it rotated round on its axis and made his sun rise! The heavy baseline of the song sent vibrations through her body that made her ass come in and out, rough sea water at high tide. He wasn't a master surfer, but he knew he could ride that.

Her long legs stretched up to heaven and even made Jesus say "god dam". She needs to treat them legs like pavement, spread them so he can be the road between.

Her hair was amazing. Long, soft and silky, cascading past her shoulders. The brown was a couple shades darker than her skin and complimented it.

She turned to the side and he could see her breasts. Two Kilamanjaru's bursting out of the red almost dress that suffocated them. The dress clung to all the right areas. Now he wanted to cling to all of them areas. He made up his mind. He was going to talk to her.

He inched forward. The crowd seemed to part way like the waters did for Moses. This chick was the most amazing woman he had ever seen. He approached her. Cleared his throat and tapped her on her shoulder.

"Excuse me ma'am" he waited, wanting, needing

"Yes" she answered fluttered her long beautiful eyelashes.

He gazed into her face. Her beautiful almond shape eyes, her beautifully sculpted nose, her kissable, probably good at sucking lips.

Then he noticed her moustache, her Adams apple, and her big massive dick bulging out of her dress. "She" was as turned on by him as he was by "her".

"What can I do for u?" "She" asked flirtatiously, rubbing "her" self all up on him

"NOT A DAM THING" he answered, before passing out.


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